I spent the morning moving half a ton of stones from a nearby quarry to my back garden to fill in a flowerbed.
Quite why we are doing it I'm not sure but it seems to have made the Piranha happy.
As a reward she has allowed me to go to the pub for the rest of the day to watch the football with my mate Geoff.
He wanks pigs for a living. I hope he's washed his hands.