Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Taking the Michael

Wacko Jacko has denied rumours that he paid a woman to bear him four more children. Apparently he in fact spent his money on a quad bike...

1 comment:

j said...

i dreamt that michael jackson swam the english channel to raise money for his disease that turns him white and makes his nose shrink. i donated 4 pounds and got to shake hands with him. he looked at me and said 'you have a very nice pink hue to your skin, i hope my disease gives me that next it reminds me of a babies bottom'