Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Gobble gobble shoes

It's only two days after Christmas and already we are running out of uses for cold turkey. In desperation I thought it might be good for polishing shoes. And amazingly it is.

Take a good piece of turkey breast and rub it briskly over your toecaps in a clockwise motion and your footwear will come up a treat.

What's more, rub cranberry suace into red wine stains on your lounge carpet in an increasingly rapid horizontal movement, and they will magically disappear.

I love the practical side of Christmas.

1 comment:

Spluttermonkey said...

Don't try this at home.