Saturday, December 03, 2005

Life is full of shit

I used to empty my bowels once a day. I always assumed this was normal.

Over the last six months my constitution has enjoyed a revolution and without fail I have three craps before 11.00 in the morning.

At first I thought this might make me really thin, instead I'm still a fat git but I'm spending £50 a week on toilet rolls.

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