The lost post

Having not used the car over the Christmas period, I obviously have also not used my car keys, and now have absolutely no idea where I left them.

The Piranha predictably said: 'they'll be in the last place you look'. Well the last place I looked was behind the toast rack, and they weren't there, so that puts another theory to bed.

I suppose it could be worse, I could have forgotten where I left the car.