I was on my way home from work tonight when my mobile rang.
'Hello', I answered.
'Is that you?' the caller asked.
'Yes, I answered truthfully.'
'Sorry, wrong number,' she said.
Either the caller didn't know who I was and wanted to talk to someone else far more interesting, or knew who I was and wanted to talk to someone far less dull. I'm not sure which rejection is less painful.
I shall never admit to being me again.