Had a brilliant idea today. I'm going to write a rhyming dictionary. It would make every would-be poet's life a doddle.
The only problem would be deciding who would be Poet Laureate, because we would all be able to rhyme anything with anything, well at least anything with many a thing.
Then when I thought about it a bit more I realised just how thick the rhyming dictionary would have to be. Every word, apart of course from orange, rhymes with about 2 million other words.
So, and here's the clever part, I thought I'd do it on the Internet. I'd make a website where you type in a word and it gives you everything else that rhymes with it.
A slight flaw in my strategy was discovered when I put rhyme dictionary into Google and it returned about 130,000 results.
Oh ducking spell.
I've consoled myself by coming up with with an Ian Duryesque little ditty, using these excellent tools, entitled 'Frigid hairy Mandy and my modus operandi'.