Monday, May 24, 2004

Nothing to say

Finally taken the decision to start/launch/float/inaugurate my blog. I've chosen the name, chosen the template, and all I need now are the words. Ah, yes, the words, and not just one lot of words but a new lot of words every day...every day until I die. Only three sentences into my new blog and the first dilemma: I want to write as few words as possible but without condemning myself to an early death. Tough stuff this blogging.

Actually writing very little should be easy, as there is a dawning realisation that I have absolutely nothing to say of any interest whatsoever.

As spluttermonkey I thought I had created a slightly cheeky personality that would allow me to fulminate about everything that annoys me. Unfortunately nothing does. Well actually that's not true; I hate the Iraq war, I hate council tax, I hate people dropping 'Save the children with Aids' collecting envelopes through my letterbox and then coming around to collect them, and grimacing when I return them empty. The trouble is everyone else writes blogs about that kind of stuff.

So today I will splutter about this: absolutely talentless wankers who write blogs in the mistaken belief that their sad meaningful lives hold even the smallest nugget of interest for anyone else. They don't so here's mine.

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LINK DUMP
http://www.myboyfriendisatwat.com/
http://www.scaryduck.com/
http://www.bloggerheads.com/
http://www.FARK.com/
http://www.thebigsmoker.co.uk/
http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/
http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/
http://www.londonbloggers.co.uk/
http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/
http://www.ttr2.co.uk/

LINK PHRASES
big brother
eminem
cheap flights
2 fast 2 furious
justin timberlake
harry potter
david beckham
matrix reloaded
avril lavigne
wimbledon
10. wimbledon

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you have nothing to say don't say it

Anonymous said...

<< Actually writing very little should be easy, as there is a dawning realisation that I have absolutely nothing to say of any interest whatsoever. >>

Sounds like you'll fit right in with the community then! ;-)

- PC